Know before you go Warning — There’s a heat shield surrounding Palm Springs. It was put there to prevent jerks from getting in. It gets turned on in May and gets shut off in late September. This is the best time to visit. You will only be able to get…

Is that you don’t have any. Wait! Before you move on, remember this! It was determined since the beginning of time for you to only get this far into the article and then leave. Goodbye, have a nice life. Now, if you’re reading this, it was determined for you to…

Shibuya is a ward in Tokyo where the Japanese go, after a brutal day of work, to relieve themselves from the pressure of existence. This traditional undertaking of psychological sublimation is referred to by the locals as the Shibuya Meltdown. The Meltdown is typically performed in three acts. The first…

At California and Market sneak onto the cable car. Sit quietly and ride. Enjoy the ambience.

A poem about misfits From the archives: December 25, 1998. The Edge Cliff 929 Queen Anne Avenue North Seattle, WA. (Transcription) So This is Christmas. Xmas 98 It rained, then it snowed, The buds in the hookah pipe glowed. Carlos and I were on the verge of a fight, Because we saw…

On Monday afternoon I parachuted onto Identity Island. It was a mess. Trees were toppled over, there was css everywhere, the islanders were running around scared. …

Like any good socialized herd animal, I too am susceptible to following some acceptable standard patterns of behavior acted out around me by my fellow humans. …

Welcome to San Francisco! You’ve made it. By now you’ve probably figured out that you can catch the Bart from either one of our two airports and have arrived downtown safe and sound. So now that you are here, you’re probably wondering how you are going to get to the…

The best bar in San Francisco to grab a drink before going into the office. That day came Wednesday. The day I always knew would come. The day when I would arrive at that giant glass door to the office high rise in the Financial District of San Francisco. That…