A Cryptowatch alternative for importing coin prices into your spreadsheet.

A few days ago the Cryptowatch API stopped working for me in my Google sheet I use to track my portfolio. When I went to their site, I found out they no longer allow you to import crypto currency prices…


Know before you go

Warning — There’s a heat shield surrounding Palm Springs. It was put there to prevent jerks from getting in. It gets turned on in May and gets shut off in late September. This is the best time to visit. You will only be able to get…


With a Netlify API image form database as the backend

Just show me the dang code!

The code: https://github.com/craigtockman/stupid-simple-blog
The demo: https://stupidsimple.blog/

What’s included

  • Continuous deployment with Netlify, React.js and Next.js.
  • Super snappy fast page loads because its JAMStack, serverless and static!
  • A Netlify blog post form with image file upload.
  • Seo friendly dynamic meta-tag component.
  • RSS and…


Is that you don’t have any.

Wait! Before you move on, remember this! It was determined since the beginning of time for you to only get this far into the article and then leave. Goodbye, have a nice life.

Now, if you’re reading this, it was determined for you to…


Shibuya is a ward in Tokyo where the Japanese go, after a brutal day of work, to relieve themselves from the pressure of existence. This traditional undertaking of psychological sublimation is referred to by the locals as the Shibuya Meltdown. The Meltdown is typically performed in three acts. The first…


A poem about misfits

From the archives:
December 25, 1998.

The Edge Cliff
929 Queen Anne Avenue North

Seattle, WA.

(Transcription)

So This is Christmas. Xmas 98

It rained, then it snowed,
The buds in the hookah pipe glowed.
Carlos and I were on the verge of a fight,
Because we saw…


On Monday afternoon I parachuted onto Identity Island. It was a mess. Trees were toppled over, there was css everywhere, the islanders were running around scared. …


Like any good socialized herd animal, I too am susceptible to following some acceptable standard patterns of behavior acted out around me by my fellow humans. …


Welcome to San Francisco! You’ve made it. By now you’ve probably figured out that you can catch the Bart from either one of our two airports and have arrived downtown safe and sound. So now that you are here, you’re probably wondering how you are going to get to the…

Craigory Sparks

Marketing myself makes me cringe

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